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Reviews for I'm Simon Legree…For Real
Reviews for I'm Simon Legree…For Real: "This reviewer was totally captivated…"
Reviewed by: Valerie This reviewer was totally captivated by this story. Mrs. Rose leads her readers into an historical setting where the characters are very real and Jackie Rose exposes the story of Simon Legree with wit and charm. It is written from the view point of Mr. Legree himself and the reader will certainly chuckle as he shares his thoughts and gripes about Harriet Beecher Stowe. The sex scenes are very well written and Emily is a woman who enjoys being the submissive. Secondary characters add charm and bring the story to life. The plot will keep the reader turning the cyber pages and this was one story this reviewer could not put down. Ms. Rose has written a story that is sure to entertain her readers and this reviewer enjoyed it very much.
Reviews for I'm a Vampire at War on Halloween: "…a side-splitting read…with fun, delight and some action"
Reviewed by: Linda L. …a side-splitting read that has the reader in stitches. From poking fun at the costumes, to the mention of "Brokevein Mountain," this vampire tale has each character trying to outdo the others in a chaotic spin that weaves some lighthearted enjoyment. Jackie Rose brings some of her characters back from "I'm Undead and I Vote" to allow Count Dracula to add a little extra in finishing up Halloween activities, thanks to a nagging mother. She seasons the right amount of creative ingredients to jump-start anyone's motor to racing, with fun, delights and some action. "…will give you a sore tummy from laughing"
Reviewed by: Wateena This is part of a series that started with "I'm Undead and I Vote." Hilarious, in that these poor souls find themselves in more muck than most. Even though they seem to have every intention of being bad, they are so bad at it. Crazy, wacky characters of all kinds and plenty of slapstick humor will give you a sore tummy from laughing. A good read to get your day or night started. "This is a fun read"
Reviewed by: May Prince Vlad and his mother have decided it is a shame that people are enjoying Halloween. He and his mother want people to be frightened instead. He is even threatening to bite a woman without consent, which is against the law. This is a fun read and it was nice to visit Jackie Rose's characters again. The personal touches keep the characters lively. The storyline was both interesting and amusing as Ms. Rose takes us to a land where vampires are the norm.
Reviews for I'm a Senior and I'm Savage: "...a hot, sexy story"
Reviewed by: Chris P. I'm a Senior…and I'm Savage was an entertaining story. It was easy to picture the elderly ladies typing their passionate, sexy story on-line to an anonymous man. Their story was spicy and racy, even for someone in an assisted living home. Adele and Lucille have very active imaginations. Lucille was a great character. She was spunky and not your typical "old lady." Adele could tell a hot, sexy story better than most young women. When they find out who Carl the Conqueror is, it was hilarious. Jackie Rose makes us wonder what really goes on at the retirement homes in our communities. Maybe it's time to do a little volunteer work at the nearest retirement village. "The sex is fun"
From: May Reviews Very original storyline. I liked the way the story reveals that seniors still have sexual thoughts and feelings. I also like the way it showed there was no harm in their enjoying their fantasies, and it also seems realistic. There wasn’t a lot of romance, although it is entertaining. The characters were engaging and well-rounded considering the length of the story. The sex is fun. "...laugh-out-loud hilarity"
From: The Romance Studio Rose's aunt Adele, a retired social worker, lives in an assisted living environment, but her mind is still extremely active. Adele used her niece Rose's first book as a springboard into an online fan-fiction chat room, where she and several others participate in role-playing based on Rose's Viking and Vixen characters. When one of the other residents, Lucille, is distraught because her birthday is upcoming and her five children and many grandchildren are going on a skiing vacation excluding her, Adele steps in and introduces Lucille to the wonders of online Vikingandvixenland, much to the dismay of the adult offspring. "I'm A Senior..and I'm Savage" is laugh-out-loud hilarity, with that subtle touch of compassion for the individuals resigned to living out their Golden Years in the not-so-golden assisted living home. Jackie Rose knows how to tug the reader's heartstrings simultaneously with drawing out a tear of sympathy, at the plights and foibles of these endearing characters. This reviewer definitely plans to seek out the first book in this series {I'm A Viking and I Protest} and to anticipate many more installments. This one is highly recommended. "I really enjoyed this romp..."
From: Coffee Time Romance When Lucille is caught by her daughter Donna trying to sign off of the Viking and Vixens role playing site, she goes directly to the director's office demanding internet access be cut. The results are that most of the retirement home residents mope around, disinterested, and disappointed. Can this problem be resolved? Ms. Rose has written a humorous glimpse into the life of senior citizens. Adele's character shows she is still a vibrant woman, and that being old does not mean dead. Her friends, George and Lucille, through their online associations, prove that the body may be unable, but the mind is still very active. I really enjoyed this romp through the senior center. It was quite funny.
Reviews for I'm a Vampire...For Real: "I found myself laughing from the onset..."
From: The Fantasy Times I found myself laughing from the onset of the story...a humorous foray into the world of politics and real estate. Ms. Rose is a fantastic humorist...very, very funny... with a mastery of parody and finds a way to cut through my normally quite conservative stereotypes. The humor was sharp witted and made the read quite fulfilling. I instantly bought the humor she used. Well worth the read especially when you need a laugh…and a must for anyone who’s been told they’re too uptight, I would recommend this book to anyone over 18.
From: ecataromance Jackie Rose writes hilariously funny, riotous romps. Her latest release, “I’m a Vampire..For Real” is another fantastic story that will make you laugh out loud on almost every page. She is one of the funniest writers around! She writes with such charm and vitality, you will be glued to the computer screen. Readers will cheer on Crina Vyrdelek and Bobby Pearl. They cannot resist the irreverent and eccentric cast of supporting characters. Jackie Rose could not write a boring page even if she tried! “I’m a Vampire…For Real” is an irresistible story, which you will find hard to put down. I hope Ms. Rose writes more hilarious tales featuring this crazy—yet hugely lovable—cast of characters.
From: Enchanted Ramblings Crina is in the real estate business. She is also a vampire. She is used to catering to people who believe she is a stereotypical vampire, so she isn't surprised when she meets Mistress Legree. Trying her best to get Mistress Legree to let her sell her house, Crina agrees to meet with her friends. When Crina winds up expected to act as a Domme and teach these humans how to treat a sub she is more than grateful her driver and bodyguard, Bobby Pearl, is there to protect her. Ms. Rose has a great premise with her story of vampires, witches, banshees, werewolves, were-maltese, and many others, all living together, trying to get along with humans.
"...hours of riveting reading..."
From: The Romance Studio “Hold onto your seats as the adventures of Prince Charlie’s Witch and Rebel Rogue send you back in time to a pivotal moment in history in this two-part anthology, Hard Man. Rebel Rogue: “Bonnie Prince Charlie is hiding out (after the disastrous Battle of Culloden). His loyal men are scattered from dungeons to gallows. Each and every page is filled with surprises and passion as Mary learns that nothing is what it seems with Captain O’Neill. The characters come to life with every sentence, forming a whole new world. Can Mary learn to love an outlaw or will she leave her Irish rogue for the hangman? For hours of riveting reading, pick up your copy of Hard Man and fill your senses with the rich history of the Irish and Scottish while following Prince Charlie from the battlefield to the bedroom. Prince Charlie’s Witch: “In this tale of what might have been (if the prince had avoided Culloden), Jackie Rose fills her pages with scenarios that might very well have happened to the prince and his men. It is evident that much time and research went into the writing. Surprises await you with every turn of the page. Pick up your copy and find out what becomes of Bonnie Prince Charlie and his all-knowing witch.” “…history, adventure and romance...absolutely wonderful!”
From: Romance Junkies Men in kilts, battles of long ago, and romance the old fashioned way. Jackie Rose has been writing for more than twenty years. Her books will entertain you and delight you. Hard Man will warm and enthrall you. I truly enjoyed reading this book. It was a history lesson that won over this reviewer. “…action, courage and love”
From: Euro-reviews Rebel Rogue Jackie Rose has written a wonderful tale of love, readers will surely enjoy the developing relationship between Captain Francis O’Neill and Lady Mary Buchanan]. I liked reading how Francis finally saw the difference betweenm love and great admiration. In the beginning he really admired Flora MacDonald and all she’d done for their prince. But he was willing to marry her because he’d thought the admiration was love. It wasn’t until Mary came along that she inspired strong feelings within Francis and he was able to tell the difference between love and admiration. I recommend this book to readers searching for a story full of action, courage and love. "...a feast for the eyes."
From: ecataromancereviews Hard Man combines two books by Jackie Rose: Prince Charlie's Witch and Rebel Rogue. This special edition was created in honor of the 260th anniversary of the day when Bonnie Prince Charlie raised his standard in Scotland. Each book is filled with action, adventure and humor and is a good book individually. Together, the reader will find a feast for the eyes. The reader will enjoy the bawdy adventures of Bonnie Prince Charlie, his lovers, his loyal Scottish, Irish and English followers, and the swashbuckling Captain Francis O'Neill. Jackie Rose has a gift for painting pictures with words. I hope she will continue to write stories about these colorful characters.
"...adventure, danger and passion..."
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Edinburgh, 1746 Francis O'Neill, an Irish captain in the French army, is being held at the Governor's Mansion. The British General Hawley is keeping him here, believing that O'Neill must have information about Bonnie Prince Charlie, whom Hawley is desperate to find. The general soon convinces Mary to help him by getting close to O'Neill. He hints at repaying her for her help by marrying her. Mary agrees to the general's plans, but she doesn't count on losing her heart to the handsome prisoner. Find out about the adventure, danger and passion this duo encounters when you pick up your own copy of "Rebel Rogue." "Rebel Rogue" is a delightfully entertaining story. With excellent attention to detail, well-researched historical facts and a fascinating plot, "Rebel Rogue" is most certainly a keeper. This is the first story I've had the pleasure of reading by author Jackie Rose, and I'm excited to have "found" her. I will definitely be looking for more of her works. If you like historical romance, then this one's for you! "a grand, rip-roaring historical drama"
Reviewed by: Cheryl Jeffries As a French army captain in Lally's Irish regiment (during Bonnie Prince Charlie's revolt), Captain O'Neill is protected under the rules of the Cartel of Frankfort, and cannot be tried for treason. He can, however, be forced to reside as a disgruntled "guest" under the roof of his enemy. General Hawley, a suitor for Mary's hand, is intent on getting information about Bonnie Prince Charlie's whereabouts from his most fanatical supporter: Captain Francis O'Neill. And he will use the lovely Lady Mary to do it..a plan which Francis is quick to anticipate and manipulate to his own advantage. The love scenes are nicely heated and add some piquant spice. "Priggish" Mary, on the other hand, is intrigued by Captain O'Neill against her better judgment. She can't trust his blandishments or exaggerated stories of derring-do. Once the Englishmen of her acquaintance start to show their true colors, however, her loyalties begin to shift and she gives her attraction to Francis free, glorious rein. ...but will this handsome Irish rebel end up swinging from the gallows, anyway? Jackie Rose certainly seems to know her history. Inspired by real-life historical figure, Captain Francis O'Neill, "Rebel Rogue" is a thirty-thousand-plus words novella that is rich in historical detail (both real and imagined, I believe) and textured with realistic minutiae of the times. Ms. Rose's novella for EXtasy Books is a grand, rip-roaring, historical drama, however, and has a larger-than-life, heroic feel to it that will catapult readers into the eighteenth century and the life and times of a loyal-to-the-death Irish rebel. An artful, adventurous romance, "Rebel Rogue" is a charming introduction, all in all, to Jackie Rose's works of fiction. Embracing the roguish tendencies of Captain Francis O'Neill, and the newfound fire and spirit of Lady Mary Buchanan, will be a wild, carefree, danger-drenched exploit of heroic proportions for readers. "The sex scenes are hot and intense"
Coffee Time Romance Rebel Rogue tells the story of a spunky Scottish lass willing to fight for the man she loves, even if it means her death. Captain Francis O'Neill is a close friend of Charles Stuart and a prisoner of the English Army (following Prince Charlie's revolt). He refuses to reveal the prince's hiding place and, when Mary enters his room, he knows she is there to try to make him reveal his secrets. She invokes feelings in him that surprise him. He wants her. Using a journal he wrote, he enchants her with tales of Bonnie Prince Charlie and steals her heart. Jackie Rose writes a fast-paced story of adventure and love with generous amounts of humor. The author weaves the attraction between Mary Buchanan and Captain O'Neill into the plot beautifully. Mary's fight to save her Irish lover and Charles Stuart is exciting to read. The reader will find the book hard to put down. The sex scenes are hot and intense. I really enjoyed this book and cannot wait to read other books by her. Author's Note: Candy and other fans might especially enjoy "Prince Charlie's Witch," featuring a time traveler who returns from the future to help the Bonnie Prince win. Captain O'Neill shares in the victory…then joins in the competition to win her hand with her magical powers along with them.
Fallen Angel Reviews Her brother is a British officer, charged to capture Prince Charlie. Her mother is a Scotswoman with an unwavering loyalty to Charles and the rebels. Her own beliefs are actually rather undecided. Until she met Francis O'Neill, Mary had really only wanted to stay out of trouble and make a good marriage. Francis O'Neill, on the other hand, is a fanatical follower of Bonnie Prince Charlie and will use any means necessary to ensure his continued safety. Until he met Mary, Francis had always believed that he could never truly care for someone without the same fanatical beliefs. Their journey to discover their feelings is one that you will enjoy taking with them. Although rich with historical events, Rebel Rogue is a true romance that is easy to follow. I'm sure you'll enjoy it as much as I did! "...a splendid and sensual tale of courage and love."
Love Romances Jackie Rose’s Rebel Rogue is a beautiful love story of Bonnie Prince Charlie’s most fanatically loyal follower, the Irish rebel Felix O'Neill, and the lass who wins his heart. Jackie Rose brings this unforgettable era to vibrant life and gives readers a bit of a history lesson to boot. The immense courage Mary shows in the face of impossible odds will have readers cheering for her efforts on behalf of Prince Charlie and his Irish rebels. Even Mary’s mother leaps off the page. This character is interesting in that she is one of the only characters in the book that remains true to herself throughout the book, never wavering in her loyalties. It is obvious to this reader that Mary’s spirit was inherited from this brave woman. Jackie Rose is a wonderful author and this is a splendid and sensual tale of courage and love. The story moves at a nice pace and the characters act in keeping with the time period. Rebel Rogue is filled with intrigue and adventure; a real historical page turner.
Novelspot I found this to be an entertaining book. The story moved well and I found myself thinking how much fun it would be to meet up with a man like Francis.
May Reviews Ms. Rose has written an intriguing tale. I enjoyed this story from the beginning. The characters are excellently portrayed. The flow is good and the sex is steamy although brief, which is what a lot of people prefer. This romance is mingled with the troubles of war and dealing with soldiers with power. All around this is an excellent read. (To read complete reviews, see a summary and excerpt and enjoy the cover, look for "Rebel Rogue" in the Historical section at www.extasybooks.com)
Reviews for Prince Charlie's Witch:
Reviewed by: Jamie Martin Hold on to your seats as the adventures of "Prince Charlie’s Witch" by Jackie Rose sends you back in time to a pivotal moment in history. In this tale of what might have been, Jackie Rose fills her pages with scenarios that could have very well been faced by the prince and his men. It is evident by the story line that much time and research was put into the writing of this story. Surprises await with every turn of the page. Pick up your copy of "Prince Charlie’s Witch" by Jackie Rose and find out just what becomes of the famous Bonnie Prince Charles and his all knowing witch. "...you won't want to put down this refreshing historical erotic novel."
Reviewed by: Aggie Tsirikas Mary Marvellous (real name: Frances Townley) is thrust back in time to 1745. This American woman time travels to help Bonnie Prince Charlie claim victory in London. She finds herself being courted by two charismatic and powerful men: the young Highland laird Ranald MacGregor and the Irish rebel Captain Felix O'Neill. This book is brimming with facts and a lavish attention to detail, to help support a sensual historical plot. It is interspersed with a subplot that helps move this story along at a brisk pace. Each chapter commences with a delightful caption in the 18th Century style, hinting at events that are about to unfold. Ranald and Francis are two men who could not be more different in looks and temperament, especially in their fight to win Mary's hand. If you enjoy historical stories with a sensual feel, then this is the story for you. Prince Charlie's Witch is a book you should read when you have some free time, as you won't want to put down this refreshing historical erotic novel. "You will devour this one."
Reviewed by: Jenni This book took my breath away. It is not to be missed. So much excitement keeps you flipping through to read the last bit. Jackie, keep up the wonderful work and hurry so we can read your next as soon as it is out. I think anyone would love this one no matter the genre they read. You will devour this one. FIVE STARS all the way! "Another winner in her collection..."
Reviewed by: Judycares I really loved Charlie' Witch, and Ms. Rose came up with another winner in her collection of ebooks. My favorite part is from where we get the description of her preparing to time travel, thru the end, and the big "twist" and surprise, which even surprised the time travel novel maven like myself. "You won't find a dull moment in this story."
Reviewed by: Celtic Nymph This is a wonderful tale of "what ifs" with an ending you won't expect. Mary Marvellous is as mysterious as she is insightful. Her character is brimming with life. Bonnie Prince Charlie will charm you, as you see a very erotic side of his nature. The humor is wonderful and the romance will play a very important part. You won't find a dull moment in thus story. Jackie Rose is a superb writer and I enjoyed every minute of reading. Decide for yourself how history should have been. Enjoy! "I was caught up and fascinated by it instantly"
Reviewed by: Deshanna Heavelow Ms. Rose wrote the story in lavish detail. I have not seen so much attention to detail in a book before and found it very refreshing. I confess this story takes place after my preferred historical era of 1066 (the Norman Conquest), but I was caught up and fascinated by it instantly. For anyone interested in historical details, as well as a wonderfully written story, this book is perfect.
Reviewed by: Naomi An altered view of history sees Bonnie Prince Charlie and his followers escaping the military disaster in which hundreds of men were slain by English troops at Culloden Moon, Scotland, in 1746. Jackie Rose’s chance to change history will leave readers pondering what could have happened if Scotland had remained free from England’s harsh rule. (Author’s Note: Naomi is a member of Clan McLean, which was forced to leave Scotland as a result of the Bonnie Prince’s defeat. Praise for her is praise indeed).
(To read complete reviews, see an excerpt and enjoy the cover, go to the Time Travel section at www.extasybooks.com.)
Reviews for I'm a Vampire and I Count: "nonstop giggles...and hot sex"
Novelspot This review begins with a warning to the reader... Please by all means be cautious as to your location when you pick this one up to read. Sitting alone in public, laughing until you fall out of your chair, could lead to someone questioning your sanity! After putting a whole new twist on vamps in I'm Undead and I Vote, Jackie Rose managed to outdo herself with this followup, I 'm a Vampire and I Count. This book is full of humorous images and ideas from a were-Maltese dog chasing a wolf around to Vampercise complete with organ accompaniment no less! At 105 pages it is a quick and easy read but packed from start to finish with interesting people and almost nonstop giggles. Oh and yes, there is plenty of hot sex in here too! There is more to come in this series as one of the vampire brides makes her mark in America, and I have no doubts hilarity will ensue! Bravo! EXCERPT: (This particular Vamper-cize session is going on while the instructor’s Master, Count Victor Vyrdelek is trying to lure his fifth bride into his web…and vice versa...in I’m a Vampire and I Count.) Ylenia was doing nothing to restore the traditional atmosphere. Since the dancer knew she could not find a cottage, however colorful, with a dance floor—and since the only other option was the basement of the local church, which, for obvious reasons, was out of the question—she had set up her studio in the castle ballroom. The count and his newest countess were therefore treated to the constant thumping of feet on the wooden floor overhead, accompanied by a merry organ medley of showtunes and Ylenia’s encouraging cries. They could not escape to a quieter room, since the count chose to stay up here in the family area during the tourist hours. One encounter with the visitors in the Hall of Armor had been enough. They had all run after him begging for autographs, until he had taken refuge in the burial vaults downstairs. That was not open to tourists either, although Tiffany kept urging a special program for Halloween. “Two forward, two backwards, two to each side,” they now heard Ylenia announcing. “Weak backs, you can step instead of jumping. Then swing your hips in a circle—but slowly, seductively, please. Remember, this is Vamper-cize.” “Vamper-cize!” Count Victor exclaimed, wincing as fifty feet struck the floor above him. “And Crina and Nadia are both so busy, they don’t even think about luring unwary travelers any more.” “Well, Crina might lure them into paying too much for houses,” Tiffany pointed out. “And Nadia might convince them to get their hair cut too short.” “It isn’t the same! And how are we to win recruits when my brides are coming out of their coffins to sell houses or comb hair or,” he shuddered, “lead dance exercise classes, instead of giving unwary travelers the dark kiss?” “Actually, I’d been thinking about that,” she said, leaning forward eagerly in a way that made him draw back instinctively in alarm, fearing that yet another Campaign was in the works. (To read the full review, another excerpt and a complete summary and to enjoy the cover, look for the title in the Humor section at www.extasybooks.com).
Romance Junkies Tiffany Golden is a modern-day vampire and is striving to w wipe out stereotypes. She is on a mission to get votes from vampire community for the president. When she arrives at the count's castle, she finds him to be irritating, frustrating and captivating. While trying to convince him, she turns his castle into a tourist attraction and his brides into professional people. Will she convert him and gain his love? Or will she discard her beliefs for the love that has captured her heart? "I'm a Vampire and I Count" is absolutely the funniest story I have read. I laughed so hard that I had to stop reading for a few minutes to wipe my eyes. Jackie Rose has the magical ability to capture the reader with quick wit, humor and intense sensuality. The yummy side story of the werewolf and Were-Maltese really added to the substance of this enchanting story. I fell in love with all the characters. When you sit down to read this book, plan on not getting anything done, because you will not be able to put it down. I highly recommend this book to everyone. I truly enjoyed this story…It was a hoot. Thank you, Ms. Rose, for the great read. "A scintillating, sensual, scream of a read!"
Euro-Reviews Count Victor Vyrdelek is a traditional Transylvanian vampire, keen to uphold the ancient ways of his kind and stay out of the limelight. So why is he so interested in Tiffany Golden, a modern vampire and a political activist? This is a classic case of opposites attract, so when Count Victor decides on making her his fifth bride, you know he is in for a hell of a fight to fulfill his desires. I am a Vampire and I Count is a short, scintillating, sensual, scream of a read. Each character is given the chance to air their views, be it of traditional or modern day values. I found reading this book hazardous to my health, as I could hardly breath for laughing so much! Where else would you find a sex-crazed werewolf Alpha named Constantin and Ingrid, a were-Maltese dog with a vegetarian diet? It is a cleverly written fantasy story where, as it unfolds, a much deeper meaning is revealed. Dealing with issues that make you think, laugh and bring tears to your eyes, proves Jackie Rose is a talented author with an ingenious imagination. If you haven't read the first book in the series, "I'm Undead and I Vote," then please do check this site for reviews of it or go straight to Extasy Books to buy it. You will not be disappointed! “…the time will fly by.”
The Romance Studio Tiffany is to become the vampire bride of Count Victor, even though he already has a few. This twisted tale will keep you pondering and wondering what the heck is going to happen next. It’s so totally twisted, the time will fly by. Jackie Rose has done a wonderful job of creating a story that is sure to pull you out of your everyday life and into the extraordinary world of Victor and his gaggle of interesting friends. "The reader will have a grin on her face"
Love Romances "I'm a Vampire and I Count" tells the further adventures of newly made vampire Tiffany Golden . Now, she is being lured to meet vampire master Count Victor Vyrdelek. He finds Tiffany amusing, exasperating and highly interesting. She sets about turning his world upside down. She also meets a vegetarian were-Maltese and her were-Wolf mate, and helps Count Vyrdelek's four brides become business women. This is a wonderful sequel to the first book and just as funny. Jackie Rose, well known for her humor, has written a fast-paced story, with endearing characters, even if they are a little quirky. The reader will certainly have a grin on her face whilst reading and will often just burst out laughing. Ms. Rose is a very versatile writer, and for all the humor in the book, there are multi-dimensional characters, a good plot, great dialogue and well thought out descriptive passages. Fans of Jackie Rose will certainly enjoy this sequel, and for those that have not yet experienced the humor of this great author, this reviewer urges you to try a Jackie Rose read. "laughs galore and plenty of steamy sex scenes"
The Romance Readers Connection This is a very tongue-in-cheek story of a modern female vampire and her love for a very traditional master vampire. The story makes great entertainment. From the four other vampire brides of the count to the lust-crazed werewolf and his vegetarian were-Maltese mate, there are laughs galore and plenty of steamy sex scenes. Be sure to catch the next segment, or the first one if you have missed it, of her vampire adventures. “a good laugh with the spice of hot sex”
Enchanted in Romance “I’m a Vampire and I Count” is a hilarious look into the turbulent relationship between a vampire master and the vampire child who annoys the Hell out of him. Jackie Rose brings humor into what has been considered the dark and violent life of the vampire. I recommend it to all who love a good laugh with the spice of hot sex. “a hot tale that will tickle your funny bone”
A Romance Review America, the Land of Opportunity…for vampires? Tiffany Golden is on a mission. To get that vampiric vote (for her presidential candidate), she appeals to the Master Vampire Count Victor Vyrdelek for help. Victor summons Tiffany to Romania where he intends on making her his fifth bride. He obviously doesn’t know what he is getting into. Tiffany’s ambition is a force of nature in itself and certainly keeps Victor on his toes. She is not even the slightest bit remorseful over turning Victor’s village into a very modern tourist trap and his other wives into a real estate agent, beautician, and a Vamper-cize instructor. Jackie Rose has penned a hot tale that will tickle your funny bone. The secondary story of an alpha werewolf and a were-Maltese is a delightful side dish in this yummy tale. AUTHOR’S NOTE: That vampire Realtor will (literally) rise again in the next sequel to “I’m Undead and I Vote”…tentatively titled “I’m a Vampire and I’m Real.” “amazingly fun”
I'm a Vampire and I Count Tiffany Golden is a vampire trying to wipe out stereotypes. Count Victor Vyrdelek is a vampire steeped in stereotypes. Ingrid Foha is a member of People United for the Mercy Animals (PUMA) and is a vegan Were-Maltese. Constantin Lupinksi is a werewolf hired by Count Victor to howl and keep the ambiance up to par for his castle. When these two couples are in the same area, nothing is sacred. This was one of the most bizarre books I have ever read. In a good way! If you have a quirky sense of humor, you will definitely enjoy this series. The characters were amazingly fun. Ms. Rose has a Python-esque sense of humor and is great at adding little things that creep up on you, only to make you fall out of your chair laughing. May I mention a rooster and a cat? This was a great departure from the dark and brooding stories that I have been reading lately. Thanks for the fun, Ms. Rose. "I couldn't stop giggling"
I'm a Vampire and I Count I’m a Vampire and I Count is a fast paced, quirky, and charming romantic story. Ms. Rose pokes fun at the way vampires and werewolves are portrayed. She creates two modern heroines who repeatedly try and change our two traditional heroes. I really enjoyed all of the secondary characters. I couldn’t stop giggling. Their part may be small, but they are definitely memorable. I would be very interested in seeing some future stories of these secondary characters; especially Victor’s other undead and traditional wives. A very funny and enjoyable read. Thanks Ms. Rose! AUTHOR’S NOTE: And since you mentioned it…the upcoming second sequel to I’m Undead will indeed feature the four former brides, most notably Crina, now transformed into a Realtor. "Wicked humour, hilarious one-liners, sizzling sexual tension and fabulous characters..."
EcataRomanceReviews Jackie Rose is back with another fabulous story featuring the fantastic and endearingly batty Tiffany Golden, a masterful vampire and other eccentric characters which you can’t resist taking to your heart! Jackie Rose is a hugely talented writer who has written a story that manages to be smart, sassy and sexy! Her characters leap off the pages and their antics will have you laughing so hard that you will cry! Wicked humour, hilarious one-liners, sizzling sexual tension and fabulous characters make I’m A Vampire and I Count a fantastic story which will you find impossible to put down!
Coffee Time Romance To find out exactly how many undead voters reside in Ohio, she seeks the help of Count Victor Vyrdelek, a master who has been watching over their fellow vampires for 600 years. He summons her to his castle in Romania to show her how a real vampire enjoys the afterlife, by making her one of his brides. However, Tiffany has plans of her own and winds up turning their little village upside-down with another campaign. The subplot with Ingrid, a vegetarian were-Maltese and Constantin, the alpha male of his werewolf pack and Vyrdelek's "watch wolf" is cute and amusing. This is a tale of two modern girls who come in and drive their very traditional men into a tailspin. It makes for a nice modern-day comment. Well done, Ms. Rose. I loved the book: too cute! “…faultless flights of fancy…”
Reviewed by: Joletta Count Victor is displeased that Tiffany is not holding to time- honored vampiric tradition - what she terms hopeless stereotypes. He is determined to bring her into his fold of ‘brides’ and teach her how to be a proper vampire seductress, not a political activist. We cannot forget the werewolf Constantin Lupinski’s adventures with PUMA representative, Ingrid Foha. In order for PUMA to represent the werewolves she has to convince Constantin to become a vegetarian, at least while in human form. Ms. Rose has once again delivered a humorous look into what is usually considered a serious fantasy subject. Tiffany Golden is fighting vampire stereotypes one bloody plastic fang at a time. Ms. Rose has not only broken out the vampires, she has added in werewolves. PUMA has decided to back the prevention of killing werewolves. This book will have you holding your sides with laughter. Tiffany is such a determined person that even eons of tradition do not stand a chance against her one-track mind. I have to mention the were- Maltese and the werewolf; that segment of the story is not to be missed. The addition of the PUMA-protected werewolves opens an opportunity for subsequent forays into Ms. Rose’s faultless flights of fancy. ”A delightful and hilarious read!”
Cupid's Library Reviews A delightful and hilarious read! Tiffany Golden meets Count Victor Vyrdelek and his four "Rockette" brides and proceeds to offend his Old World sensibilities with her New World mentality and philosophy. Throw in a werewolf Alpha who eats vegetarian dog kibble in deference to his animal rights activist human/were-Maltese mate and you've got all your civilian rights and emancipated issues of modern society covered. At the end of the book we learn so much about compromises and courage and the importance of tradition and modern influences in life. There are no real villains and no real heroes here. Everyone gets their say and their turn in this story. Unlike many opinionated authors or books this book is really so lighthearted and cynically comical that you can't help but ponder about the addressed issues. (Also in deference to the same animal-rights activist, Ingrid Foha, my royalties from this book are being donated to Friends of Homeless Animals, the oldest and largest animal rescue group in Northern Virginia). “This is an entertaining, amusing story”
May Reviews This is an intriguing look at the vampire and werewolf communities. The writer blends humor with drama in a harmonious blend, yet some of the humor is surprising. The characters are believable, and the flow is excellent. I was drawn into the story by the time I had finished the intro. This is an entertaining, amusing tale. "...the laughs keep delivering."
From: Vampire Erotica The whole comedic world Ms. Rose creates is very imaginative. Victor’s life is turned upside down when Tiffany arrives and his whole household feels the change. From Vampercise workouts accompanied by an organ to a real estate vampires (complete with a coffin by the Xerox machine) selling tourist B&B homes, and a First Lady with a magical secret to set her cheating husband straight, the laughs keep delivering. If you are looking for lots of zany jabs at the stereotype vampire character, "I’m a Vampire and I Count" may be just what you are looking for. “Five fangs to this frothy gem”
From: Sensual Romance Jackie Rose has penned another winner. This book is a satirical delight, poking fun at politics, male-female relationships, PETA, and vampire stereotypes alike with equal glee and hilarity. I was especially fond of the moment when Tiffany, now the Count's OFFICIAL wife, fends off an amorous president with the threat of using her hypnotic gaze and forcing him to do something really stupid --"like touching Social security." The Count, the perfect vampire from his white tie and tails to his pearly white fangs, proves to be darned sexy under his Lugosi duds, and watching his four vampettes find meaning in something other than intoning his words of wisdom is wonderful silly fun, as the Count realizes that this is no longer the fifteenth century any more. Ingrid the vegetarian were Maltese is a charmer as she tries to convince the wolf pack that veggie dog chow is a terrific substitute for hunting the Count's wildlife. But my favorite character is the President's wronged wife, who uses her witchy powers (she informs him she's witch, not a Wiccan; religion-wise, she's an Episcopalian) to do to her straying husband what Hillary (whom she closely resembles) should have done to Bill. (To read complete reviews, see an excerpt and enjoy the cover, look for “I’m a Vampire and I Count” in the Humor section at www.extasybooks.com.)
“I could not stop laughing”
Enchanted in Romance Cassandra Bailey is a well-known television personality. Her shows tend to be dry and unimaginative until her producer decides she needs a partner. Buck Patrick disagrees with everything and everyone. He is well known to be able to start a fight with just a few simple words. After a particularly trying episode, Cassandra throws her mug of water on him and storms off the set. Now everyone is tuning in to find out what develops next. This book was so funny I could not stop laughing. The passion between Cassandra and Buck is tangible from their first meeting even with the fighting. Ms. Rose has outdone herself. "A hot story full of great laughs..."
From: Euro-Reviews “Dueling Duo” is a short story with lots of laughs. Readers will find it interesting that Buck isn’t that gorgeous hunk of a man that usually grace the pages of a romance. He’s more like an average Joe. What’s that saying? Oh yes, opposites attract. Cassandra and Buck are perfect examples of this cliché. The two are polar opposites from one another but they still make it work for them and fall in love. A hot story full of great laughs, sounds like a winning combination to me! “Thanks for a fun read”
Dueling Duo Dueling Duo – Tarot: Ten of Swords was a fast-paced book that was a lot of fun to read. I really enjoyed the fact that the hero wasn’t a gorgeous, romance-cover model, type of a man. He was more of an everyday man complete with a receding hairline. Cassandra was cute and it was fun reading about her standing up to Buck. The idea of a talk show couple was unique and well done. Thanks you Ms. Rose for a fun read. “Fast, fun and furious!”
Reviewed by: Julie Bonello "Dueling Duo" is a fast, fun and furious romantic short story which will have you laughing out loud on many occasions! Cassandra Bailey is a television talk show host whose show is renowned for sending viewers to sleep due to her restrained and reasonable manner. Buck Patrick is a radio host who is famous for being brash and for his controversial political views and as soon as Buck walks on set they clash immediately. However, their verbal sparring soon leads to sizzling hot passion… Jackie Rose has written a fabulously sexy short story that is full of wicked humor, sizzling sexual tension, fabulous characters and steamy sex scenes! Jackie Rose is one of the funniest writers of romantic comedies around and "Dueling Duo" is a fabulous short story which you shouldn’t miss! "....a quick, fun read that will have you laughing..."
Reviewed by: Kaleen The producer of Cassandra's show wants it to have a livelier format and hires Buck to co-host. Cassandra feels that Buck has no respect for anything or anyone. The talk show quickly becomes known as the Dueling Duo, because these two can't agree on anything. Jackie Rose is the master of tongue-in-cheek comedies. Dueling Duo is no exception. She brings back some favorite characters from her previous books to stir up trouble. This is a quick, fun read that will have you laughing as you read the interaction between the two characters. And what characters they are! If you haven't picked up a copy of Dueling Duo be sure to do so. It will brighten your day. AUTHOR'S NOTE: Kaleen later added, "I couldn't stop laughing through their scenes. Way too funny! Also, the main guest character is President Felix O'Neill from "I'm Undead and I Vote," where the vampire voters brought him victory. You'll see him again in the sequel, "I'm a Vampire and I Count," as he vies with an old-fashioned vampire master for the heart of his vampire vixen. “Buck and Cassandra set off sparks, on and off camera.”
Dueling Duo When the producer of her “Words from Washington” saw the ratings slipping, he decided to spice up the show by hiring Buck to co-host with Cassandra. Little did he expect his hopes to be fulfilled. From the moment they came into contact, Buck and Cassandra set off sparks…on and off camera. Ms. Rose has brought to life, in so few pages I might add, a very emotion-filled story about two completely different people finding love. The readers feel as if they know each of the characters, including the unnamed producer who likes to meddle, and can feel where the characters are coming from. Dialogue between the characters is riveting yet believable. Every word spoken and every action taken makes the readers feel as though they are flies on the wall in the very room. A good read, no two ways about it. A quirky short story guaranteed to make you smile. Good job, Ms. Rose! “Jackie Rose strikes with the wicked humor I’ve come to love in her books.”
Reviewed by: Tina Cassandra Bailey is the moderator of her own TV show. Although she does her best, her program is always boring. This changes when her producer brings in Buck Patrick as her co-moderator. A former radio talk-show host, he is known to quarrel with everybody over anything. It’s hate at first sight for both of them. A great, sexy story with sympathetic characters that will make you laugh out loud. Once again, Jackie Rose strikes with the wicked humor I’ve come to love in her books. This one is pure fun to read and I can only recommend it. (To read complete reviews, see an excerpt and enjoy the cover, look for Dueling Duos in the Humor section at www.extasybooks.com.)
"It's a good story"
Reviewed by: Kaleen Jackie Rose's Planet Maccabee is the Hanukkah story told in the future. Judah's belief in the Word never wavers. Even with the overwhelming odds against him, he still perseveres. It's about faith in your religion and yourself. It's a good story. No matter what faith you are, you can connect with what Judah goes through. "You will love this book."
Reviewed by: Jenni This is a Hanukkah story and WOW! I loved every minute of reading this great book. It is set in the future, so those who love futuristic stories should GET THIS ONE. Crown Prince Judah has to save the woman he loves. So be ready for excitement and steaminess. You will love this book. Jackie Rose is a masterful story teller. "...a wonderful tale that is most definitely a keeper!"
Reviewed by: Susan White Judah and Miryam are well-rounded characters with very admirable qualifies. Their relationship progresses at a realistic pace as they face the trials and tribulations that confront them. The settling is well described and appropriate to the story. Ms. Rose is a talented writer who has created a very moving story of faith and devotion. Planet Maccabee is a wonderful tale that is most definitely a keeper! "...a quick, fast-paced, tenderly written short story of heroics and love."
Reviewed by: Gillian Fitzgerald, November 2004 A deeply moving retelling of the Chanukah story, in a futuristic setting, that is perhaps even more meaningful than usual in these dark times. I can’t recommend this story highly enough—and I want to say thank you to Jackie Rose for making the point that real slavery isn’t sexy at all. She’s said it much better than I have in my review and told a quick, fast-paced, tenderly written short story of heroics and love. "faith, love and honor...corruption, greed and revenge."
Reviewed by: Jean This is an interesting retelling of the story of Hanukkah. This is a very short story, only 25 pages, but carefully translates the story of the ancient Maccabees and their fight against the Syrian conquerors of Israel into a planet of the future. Although somewhat constrained by the necessity of following the original story, the author is very creative in envisioning how such a situation could play out in a future setting. The actions and emotions are timeless: faith, love and honor, as well as corruption, greed and revenge. While I consider this story science fiction, it also contains romance. There are no explicit sex scenes--in fact, the romance is quite innocent and perfectly appropriate for young teens. I found the story intriguing and enjoyed reading it.
Reviews for I'm A Viking and I Protest: "I'm a Viking" is "a super fun read!"
Love Romances I’m A Viking and I Protest is a fast moving, totally fun read. Drawing on Ms. Rose’s – that would be gifted author Jackie Rose – own marvelous sense of humor, the reader will go from smiles to giggles to outright laugher at the scenes so wonderfully brought to life in her latest book. At the same time, the author calls attention to what has become perhaps an overdone need for political correctness. With so many other cultures and races having formed their own protection groups, why not the Vikings? Through Karl’s mission to show a side of Vikings that did not include raping and pillaging, the reader is treated to some glimpses of different historical periods and possibilities of these ever-popular romance novel heroes. She offers some additional insight, through her wonderful sense of humor, on just what it takes for a book to be a bestseller and the ins and outs of the e-publishing world. Ms. Rose has once again shown her diversity as an author by writing in yet another time period. Following on the heels of I’m Dead and I Vote, I’m a Viking and I Protest is a totally enjoyable read. This reviewer eagerly looks forward to another installment in this diverse author’s “I’m ______” series. What a super fun read! EDITOR'S NOTE: The latest in the "I'm_______" series is "I'm a Vampire and I Count," the sequel to "I'm Undead and I Vote." That's right...Tiffany Golden is back and she's battier than ever. She finds (literally) everlasting love with an old-fashioned vampire master, while an alpha werewolf mates with a seven-pound vegetarian were-Maltese who is an animal activist in more ways than one. In her honor, my proceeds will go to Friends of Homeless Animals, a no-kill shelter that certainly WOULD accept a werewolf. “lovemaking is urgent and intense…some of the barbarian-like comments had me laughing out loud.”
Reviewed by: Naomi The lovemaking is urgent and intense and some of the barbarian-like comments had me laughing out loud. With Jackie Rose, you never know what to expect next. Her books are certainly never dull! “laugh-out-loud funny…lots of hot-and-heavy sex.”
Reviewed by: Jodi Anything with Jackie Rose’s name on it is bound to be laugh-out-loud funny, to have some zingers that will make you wince in sympathy and lots of hot and heavy sex. So please snuggle up with Jackie’s “I’m a Viking and I Protest” and see which side you choose. (NOTE: Jodi also allows us to pass on her message that, “I beat out all the competition and was again was able to straggle home, battle scarred, with your book. I feel lucky that I got there first.) "Simply irresistible!"
Reviewed by: Kaleen Jackie Rose's I'm a Viking and I Protest is an enjoyable short story with two strong leading characters. The chemistry between them is hot! I laughed reading this, especially the scene when Rose goes to Karl's shop the second time. It was one comic error after another. I'm a Viking and I Protest is simply irresistible! "I did not want this story to end."
Reviewed by: Jenni Another wonderful read by Jackie Rose. Karl is sick of seeing erotic romance writers turn his ancestors into sexy fantasies. So he sues one of them! All I can say is HOT HOT HOT! You will be reading this one as fast as you can so you will know how it all works out. I did not want this story to end. I am so glad I read this book. Get this one! You will not be sorry you did. I can’t wait for more by Jackie Rose. "...Some romance and a lot of laughter..."
Reviewed by: Aggie I have to hand it to Jackie Rose. Her writing style had me in stitches and literally laughing out loud. "I’m a Viking I Protest” is a glimpse into a series of hilarious moments that brings Karl and Rose’s relationship to a very satisfying and entertaining conclusion. If this is Jackie Rose at her best, I say bring on some more books for me to read! If you want some romance and a lot of laughter to brighten your afternoon, then pick up this great story. You won’t be disappointed. "hilarious comedy of errors with some smoking hot sexy scenes."
Reviewed by: Sheryl Karl Gustavsen has taken offense to a book written by Rose Jacobson called “Ravished by Ragnar.” He is now suing her for defamation of the Vikings, his ancestors. Nothing about this court case is going to run smoothly—not with Rose bent on proving that Vikings did rape and pillage, and Karl trying to show that they were traders and farmers. With the unexpected assistance of the supernatural, they are all going to experience things that could bring them happiness beyond their wildest dreams. Ms. Rose has written a story about characters that have firm beliefs and will do anything to protect them. Throughout this book, there are hilarious comedy-of-errors paragraphs with some smoking hot sexy scenes. This is a very funny story that kept me entertained. "I had to laugh out loud...I can guarantee you will enjoy it."
Reviewed by: Tina It’s a fantastic story with highly entertaining characters, especially when Karl is in his berserk mode. I had to laugh out loud as he and his sister turned a solemn funeral into chaos. Unfortunately, the story is too short to show the rising feelings between Rose and Karl precisely. Nevertheless, it’s a recommendable book and I can guarantee you will enjoy it. "The spoof on Viking romances is just hysterical."
Reviewed by: Judycares Another "can't put it down" endeavor by Jackie Rose. I started reading right before bed, and woke up at 5am, so I would have time to finish the whole book before going to work. I'm so glad I did. The spoof on Viking romances was just hysterical, and I love that whoever touches this stone, gets all sexually active. Yes, I agree with the book, the Viking decendents do have a raw deal, we all forget how much culture and government they brought to the world, not just pillaging and raping. For us Northerners, yes, the Mall of America, is our Mecca, so glad it was mentioned in the book. So, Kudos for you Ms. Rose, and please keep 'em coming. “It will keep you entertained”
I’m a Viking and I Protest Karl and Rose were definitely attracted to one another from the first time they met. The meeting will be one to remember for a long time to come. The effects of the runestone will leave you shaking your head in wonder. It brings out the dominating side of Karl—the Viking side. If you are looking for a fairly quick read that will have you looking forward to the next page or next touch of the runestone then pick this book up by Ms. Rose. It will keep you entertained. (Author's note: The runestone is a Viking artifact that makes a modern-day Viking-American go literally berserk...especially when a certain erotic romance writer is around.) “…will make you laugh, smile and fall in love”
Euro-Reviews What follows is a very entertaining comedy of vast proportions. Throw in a mystical stone, a hilarious impromptu musical funeral and you have the makings of a laugh-out-loud story. I found myself being drawn to the two characters and although Karl and Rose both fight with all their heart not to fall in love… they can’t win. I’m a Viking and I Protest is keeper that will make you laugh, smile and fall in love. This book is the kind makes everyone a winner—the writer, the reviewer and most especially, the reader. The plot was entertaining and the characters charming, delightful and heart-warming. This is the first Jackie Rose book that I have ever had the pleasure of reading but you can bet that it won’t be the last. So to you, Ms. Rose, I propose a toast, to a long and prosperous writing career! Cheers! "This charming, tongue-in-cheek gem..." Reviewed by: Laura Davis Look out…Viking rogues and hot enslaved wenches are invading America’s malls in Jackie Rose’s funny spoof. This charming tongue-in-cheek gem will have you asking yourself… “Now, does life imitate art…or is it the other way around?” Not to mention that you might also find yourself suddenly taking a closer look at your neighbor… Swen! (To read complete reviews, see a summary and excerpt and enjoy the cover, look for "I'm a Viking and I Protest" in the Humor section at www.extasybooks.com)
Reviews for Captive Master, or: The Further Adventures of Simon Legree: "I could not break away!"
Romance and Spice I could not stay off my computer while reading this book. I was on it for hours and could not break away! Well done, Jackie! I cannot wait for your next book. You are a talented author and one we all enjoy reading. FIVE STARS! GET THIS ONE! "It is definitely a great read."
Reviewed by: Cyndi Jackie Rose has created quite a story here. Taking the background of the Civil War and one of the most notorious villains, she gives him a chance to show what could have happened to him (in this sequel to Uncle Tom’s Cabin, set ten years later). This “what if” story is done very well. It is definitely a great read and I’d recommend it to anyone who wants a glimpse of what might have happened (after the famous novel ended). "Captive Master is a captivating read…"
Reviewed by: Valerie Jackie Rose can always be counted on to write a very different type of book. A very good writer, she has taken the characters of the famous book and woven them into a sexual-tension filled story that also touches on the dominant/slave theme. With Ms. Rose, you can certainly count on an entertaining read with some surprises. Captive Master is a captivating read and this reviewer enjoyed it very much. With a good plot, interesting characters and flowing dialog, this short story will be a change from the romance reader's usual diet. This reviewer says, "Read this story and enjoy it." Ms. Rose writes in a refreshingly different way and keeps her reader highly entertained. This reviewer will be watching for more from this talented writer. "…this story grabs and holds the reader's interest"
Reviewed by: Joletta Ms. Rose takes a very touchy issue and gently pokes fun at it. She has taken Master/slave and translated it to the current D/s and role-playing that is ever more prevalent in current romance and erotic books. While slavery is a serious topic, if taken in the flavor it was intended, Captive Master shows the funny, sexy exploitation and rehabilitation of the evil Simon Legree. At just under 40 pages long, this story grabs and holds the reader's interest.
Reviewed by: Catherine H. Jackie Rose brings her wicked imagination to one of the worst men in American literature in "Captive Master." She does it with her wonderfully quirky sense of humor that will have you laughing out loud, so don't embarrass yourself by reading this in a public place. "Captive Master" made me think even while it entertained me. Please do not miss it. "a strong current of sexual tension, making it a sultry read"
Reviewed by: Renee Captive Master gives readers a look at the lives of the characters from “Uncle Tom’s Cabin,” during the Civil War. It’s a story of love and revenge, one that explores a brutal man’s need to dominate and a proper woman’s secret desire to submit. There's a strong current of sexual tension flowing through this story, making it a sultry read. It’s the perfect choice for someone who enjoys exploring the emotional aspects of domination and submission. (To read complete reviews, see an excerpt and enjoy the cover, look for “Captive Master” in the Interracial section at www.extasybooks.com.)
Reviews for I'm Undead: and I Vote: "…will steal your heart and have you laughing out loud"
Euro-Reviews After a long day of volunteer phone solicitations to get out the vote, she wanders near one of Washington's cemeteries and is unwillingly initiated into the undead population. You might say Tiffany has a one-track mind since the first thing she think is that vampires are reasonably large voter population that could put her candidate over the top and into the White House. This is a unique and humorous look at what could happen if the Vampire community finally decided to come out of the closet or coffin, so to speak. Jackie Rose has developed characters that will steal your heart and have you laughing out loud at the antics of the worlds newest minority-voting group and their human helpers. Politics does make strange bedfellows. So if you like your Vamps with humor and your heroine with intellect and spirit, don't miss I'm Undead and I Vote. I can't wait for the next installment! "I'm Undead and I Vote had me laughing out loud"
Reviewed by: Jodi Jackie Rose has taken vampires to the White House. They are citizens, they just have alternative nutrition issues. I’m Undead and I Vote had me laughing out loud. Tiffany’s antics while trying to get her senator elected president are hilarious. Even those who normally wouldn’t read vampire fiction will enjoy this light-hearted tale of a senator’s aide who doesn’t let a technicality, such as no longer breathing, stop her from voting for the next president. I will definitely buy anything that has Ms. Rose’s name on it from now on. Ms. Rose is fast and loose with the one-liners and her wit shines through the ever-ambitious Ms. Golden. Senator O’Neill is the epitome of the crooked politician and poor, awkward George is no one’s ideal vampire. I’m Undead and I Vote is a great read.
Reviewed by: Catherine H. ...tweaking the noses of vampire novels, politics, political correctness and doubtless other issues makes "I'm Undead--and I Vote" a book not to be missed by anyone who likes to laugh as well as those who NEED to laugh. In short, this is a book not to be missed, period. Here is my standard Jackie Rose warning: Do not read this in a public place. Your uncontrollable laughter will embarrass you. "It is a wonderful satire of the political world that will keep the reader laughing."
Reviewed by: Kaleen Armed with her Vera Bradley purse, Tiffany Golden decides to go out and eat one fateful night after work. As she walks past a cemetery, a vampire bites her. Her goal in life and death is to get everyone registered to vote and hope that they vote for her presidential candidate, Senator Felix O'Neill. Tiffany turns the vampire world upside down when she refuses to accept being dead as a legitimate reason for not voting. This is a humorous short story about an overzealous volunteer who believes that a person should be able to vote even if they are dead. Jackie Rose writes an imaginative story that will keep readers entertained. It is a wonderful satire of the political world that will keep the reader laughing. "This story is hilariously funny. I would recommend this book to anyone who likes vampires and politics."
Reviewed by: Tewanda, August 2004 Tiffany Golden is an ambitious volunteer for a senator running for president. Like most of the women working for Sen. Felix P. O'Neill, Tiffany is a little in love and a lot in lust with him. While campaigning for the senator, she is bitten and becomes one with the undead. This is not going to stop her from getting the senator elected president. She doubles her efforts. Tiffany decides that the undead should cast their votes like any other minority. Enlisting her new friends George and Tim's help, she mobilizes the undead across America. When they are outed, the vampires prove to be a force to be reckoned with. This story is hilariously funny. Jackie Rose's mix of humor and politics hits a chord. If the undead can get out and vote, then so should we. Tiffany does not let the fact that she is one of the undead prevent her from achieving her goals. Jackie Rose has created a truly memorable character in Tiffany Golden. She is driven and will not stop until she gets what she wants. While this is not your typical romance, "I'm Undead-and I Vote" does have its romantic moments. I would recommend this book to anyone who likes vampires and politics. "...a cast of zany characters that will have you laughing until your sides ache."
Reviewed by: Renee, August 2004 If you're looking for sexy, intense vampires, you're not going to find them here. What you will find in this hilarious story is a cast of zany characters that will have you laughing until your sides ache. With single-minded determination, Tiffany refuses to let anything stop her in her quest to become the senator's lover. Senator O'Neill, the epitome of a slick politician, will remind you of a certain former president. (Editor’s Note: Readers can also meet his great-great-great-great grandfather, the Irish rebel Captain Felix O’Neill, in Prince Charlie’s Witch, coming soon from Extasy Books). "...a pleasurable evening" Judycares (reader review) I just spent a pleasurable evening reading Ms. Rose's new short story. I am a collector of Vampire Romance tales, and have a collection of Rice, Feehan, Moning, Sands, Hamilton, et al. I found Jackie Rose's writings as good as any of theirs. "Jackie Rose has written a very funny, humorous story..."
Reviewed by: Valerie, August 2004 Well, with her tongue firmly in her cheek, Jackie Rose has written a very funny, humorous story about a modern day vampire community. This reviewer loved her witty prose and her funny characters. Although a very simple plot, it moved along very nicely. This reviewer had quite a few laugh out loud moments while reading. "...delicious humor and wholehearted fun..."
Reviewed by: Cheryl, August 2004 Watching Tiffany go through all the stereotypical thinking relative to vampires had me laughing out loud. A truly enjoyable satire on overly enthusiastic campaign groupies, which contains a twist. This book, with its delicious humor and wholehearted fun, is a definite recommend! "... a hilariously funny political vampire tale."
Reviewed by: Geekmom, July 2004 I was quietly eating my lunch as I read this book and before I knew it I had to put down my drink that I had unfortunately snorted out earlier because of my laughter. Jackie Rose puts together a hilariously funny political vampire tale that pokes holes in both political parties. I thought it was the funniest and most creative political book I have ever read. If you want a good laugh, a bit of adult style sex and a good view of what political life might be like with vampires, take a look at this gem. "It's funny as all get-out."
Reviewed by: Gillian Fitzgerald, August 2004 I read this at the perfect time-after three long weeks of being pounded by a relentless sea of political ads. Reading this hilarious send-up restored my sanity. It's the perfect antidote. It will put it all in perspective. After all, we could have VAMPIRES voting. It's funny as all get-out and punctures the pretensions of both sides equally well. "This was a great story." Reviewed by: Cyn Witkus, August 2004 For: In the Library Jackie Rose writes an engaging story dealing with the issues of voting and minorities. This was a great story and one I'd like to see more of by her. I like this more upbeat, yet dark inspired storyline. The ending was something not totally unexpected, but the twist she gives it, all in the name of politics, Ms. Rose has done a great job with this Tarot story and I'd like to see further stories like this from her. This definitely shows off her style as well as her sense of humour to an engaging light. “…amusing readers through to the end.”
Reviewed by: Kelley Hartsell What an original story line for Ms. Rose to write. Who else would have thought of a story involving politics and vampires so intertwined? Tiffany is strong-willed, not wanting to give up on her volunteer mission of bringing a strong liberal candidate into the presidency (after becoming a vampire). Of course it sure doesn’t hurt that Sen. O’Neill is incredibly gorgeous and sexy as sin, likely to liven up the White House in more ways than one. George Zagorsky, the vampire who sired Tiffany, is hilarious in his efforts to be the stereotypical vampire of classic horror movies, emulating Bela Lugosi. Then there’s Tim Johnson, the gorgeous model whose career had taken a tumble when he was converted to being a vampire, until… Each character adds an interesting new dimension to the story, bringing humor to the plot and amusing readers through to the end. (To read complete reviews, see an excerpt and enjoy the cover, go to the Humor section at www.extasybooks.com.)
Reviews for Warrior's Captive : I, Briseis: “An incredibly beautiful story that is a definite must-read.”
Reviewed by: Gina This incredibly talented author brings to life the sights, sounds, smells and pains of the battlefield, as well as the joys a woman in love will know. We need only close our eyes to see the events as they unfold on the pages of Warrior’s Captive. As Achilles grieves the loss of his friend and cousin Patrocles and descends into madness, this reviewer felt she was beside Briseis in her battle to return him to sanity. This reviewer cried when Briseis gave birth and was not even allowed to see her child as he is ripped from her. Her dreams of being with Achilles again offer the feeling that he transcended time and space to return to her. Each character is so exceedingly well drawn, we feel we are part of the court intrigues. The love between Achilles and Briseis is hauntingly palpable. This reviewer had a very difficult time putting this book down. The characters are so vividly drawn, it felt as though they were alive and present. Warrior’s Captive is one of those stories that the reader will want to read over and over. An incredibly beautiful story that is a definite must-read. "Jackie Rose has done a great job with her unique twist on mythology"
Reviewed by: Kim, August 2004 This story, based partly on mythology and partly on history, brings together a captive slave girl, Briseis and the warrior demi-god, Achilles. I truly enjoyed it. Overall, Jackie Rose has done a great job with her unique twist on mythology in Warrior's Captive, and I will definitely be looking for more of her work in the future. "...a rich and complex tale with a heroine you'll long remember."
Reviewed by: Gillian Fitzgerald, July 2004 This is a rich and complex tale, with a heroine you'll long remember, told i n gracefully stark yet powerful descriptive prose. If you liked Roberta Gellis' retelling of the Greek myths, this is a book you'll enjoy wholeheartedly. It's a definite keeper, and I look forward to reading more from Ms. Rose. "This story grabs you and won't let you go."
Reviewed by: Jenni, July 2004 This story grabs you and won't let you go until the very end. You won't want to stop reading this exciting tale. It is a wonderful book that kept me glued to my computer. Jackie Rose has written a real winner. "a beautiful story that should not be missed"
Reviewed by: Renee, July 2004 Ms. Rose skillfully depicts the powerful, passionate love they share. Her version continues on where others leave off, giving the reader an intriguing look at Briseis' life after she loses Achilles. With its stunning, magnificent ending, this epic romance is sure to capture your heart. It's a beautiful story that should not be missed. "The emotional ending had me literally turning the pages as fast as I could."
Reviewed by: Shelley, June 2004 Wow! I would have paid more attention in Ancient History class if I'd have thought it could be romantic! The emotional ending had me literally turning the pages as fast as I could. This is a highly erotic version of the legendary lovers' tale, written in a very unique style. "....a delightful read"
Reviewed by: Sam, July 2004 If there ever was a good moment to publish an alternate story on Troy, shortly after the release of the blockbuster "Troy," this must be it. "I, Briseis," however, is so far ahead of Hollywood drivel that it is not at all fair to compare the two. The author combines the snippets that are considered common knowledge and weaves them into a delightful read. "This is one of the best books I have ever read, and I can't wait for her next books to come out."
eviewed by: Cy, July 2004 Jackie Rose amazes me with her colorful characters and in-depth story line. Warrior's Captive is not an example of formula writing but is original and surprising. This is one of the best books I have ever read, and I can't wait for her next books to come out.
Four paws up from a feline fan Wow! I downloaded your ebook last night. My cat was happy because I don't usually sit still that long and she's a lap hog. You do a great job with the setting. I like your style. I'm looking forward to your next book. "Couldn't stop reading it!" - August 13th, 2004 Submitted by: judycares (see profile)
What a wonderful book! (To read complete reviews, see an excerpt and enjoy the cover, go to the Historical section at www.extasybooks.com.)
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